Of Course I'm Thankful
Worst Thanksgiving Ever
Like Peeing on Yourself
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -Robert Bloch
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -Rodney Dangerfield
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. -Mitch Hedberg
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